Woah I hit 200 followers! That’s pretty damn amazing considering I hate my drawings and none of them are even good. So anyways, this is clearly what all of you are following me for anyways because I know it wasn’t for the art haha.
I’m sure all of you sat around thinking, “Yo I bet this catballs dude is going to give away some free shit and man I want to be there to win it.” Well if that was your reasoning for following me then you know what, you’re right. I’m going to give away free shit.
(( Please pay no attention to my fly-ass skeleton sitting in a box of dosh, or my fly-ass Buddha with his BAHAMAS head-band and his IRON TAGER watch-necklace. ))
(( I will not be doing a drawing as a price due to me being really out of sync with my drawings recently. I just don’t want someone to have to wait AGES for me to give them some shitty drawing. ))
1st Place: Homestuck Tarot Cards! + Little doodles I will slide into the deck. (Also I’m very sorry the adhesive on the box of the tarot cards came off so I had to put a piece of tape there. I swear everything else is fine though!)
2nd Place: Gummy Bears or a cheap under 10 dollar Dildo! (You choose)
3rd Place: Uhhh?? I don’t know, I’m poor. I’ll do a voice acting request and If you want a nude picture of me you can have one of those too I guess haha.
If you win any of these, I would like to see a picture of you with the item. Like a picture of you choking on 5-lbs of gummy bears, or choking on the tarot cards, or choking on that cheap-ass dong. (That will be funny.)
• You’re allowed to Like and Reblog this only ONCE.
• You must be following this blog, annnd (if you want) you don’t have to but, I would really like it if you followed my SFW only blog!
• Make sure your ask box is open and you’re willing to give me your address so I can ship the item.
• Please be 18 years of age or older. IF YOU WANT THE DONG. NO KIDS GETTING DONGS OR NUDES. NOPE. NEGATIVE. IF YOU MAKE ME QUESTION YOUR AGE YOU WILL GET GUMMY BEARS AND THAT’S FINAL. YO I’M SO SERIOUS.
• I will ship to US and UK.
• If the winner doesn’t contact me within 48 hours, I re-roll for that place winner.
~GIVEAWAY ENDS ON JUNE 9TH~
This actually happened. Ashcan Pete survived. Just saying.
Ashcan Pete is a fucking trooper, and will always be my investigator.
i took this and i got prince of heart
theres no escaping from the canon titles
I’m a sylph of heart now completely based on the fact that I’m an introvert that doesn’t really care about others’ opinions, and how SBURB would try and challenge me to reenter society. Also, I’m a dude. Not sure if I can pull off the sylph suit.
Sounds more like Gamma World, haha.
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
how come male fans of hatsune miku don’t call themselves brocaloids
I will now, thank you.
My new character in Dark Souls
Your new character is Doctor Doom?